[Event Post: Crusin' for a brusin']

::To Erland to brawl is quite rash,
with those who use brawn he'll oft clash.
But this eve' he's feeling quite brash...
So now with Tatsuki he'll clash.

While walking along on a lark,
he hears her racket in the park.
And with a smile creeping and dark
he goes off in search of his mark.::

::Hey Tatsuki, that creepy guy from the internet is in your park. And there's a bunch of creepy guys in armor chasing off potential ~~suckers~~ duelists. Obviously this will not stand!::

Current Mood: mischievous

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[Let's swing off a tree to kick an armored dude in the head.]

Hey, what the hell do you think you're doing?!

::The armor guy crumbles. ... Hey, there aren't actually people in those things. And it's already getting up, the dent in it's creepy mask slowly popping back out.::

::Did I mention all the suits of armor are pink, with the same creepy white smiling mask? Man there sure are a lot of them. It's like they're popping out from every tree almost.::

::And then there's just Erland, safely behind several waves of the thing, just smiling a smug grin at Tatsuki.::

What? I'm doing you a favor. You said you liked punching things... well... just try and get to me~♥

Hey, aren't you underestimating me?

[Scrambles back up her tree.

Now she's jumping off and jumping from armor dude to armor dude to get to Erland.]

::The armors grab at Tatsuki, while Erland just saunters behind a few of them, presumably to shield himself.::

::...at least, that's what you'd think, but when Tatsuki (presumably) gets there, Erland is nowhere to be found.::

[Tatsuki, for what it's worth, shows some pretty decent fighting moves. Kickboxing, if Erland cares to pay attention to that sort of thing.]

Hey, wait a minute- Don't run away, you coward!

Whoever said I was running away?

::Erland is now standing under the tree you started at, Tatsuki. Additionally, the armors are getting a bit more clever about how they fight, doing a better job of grappling. Of course, Tatsuki is a bit of a slippery thing, so it's hard for them to get a solid grip.::

I am a bit disappointed... here I prepared all these toys for you, and you aren't even playing with them...

I'll deal with them after I deal with you! Cutting off the enemy's head is just good sense!

[since her fashion sense is pretty close to what her icons show, too, she doesn't really have anything loose or flapping to grab.

Gonna try to get low and slide through their legs now >:|]

...such a troublesome girl.

::The armors are trying to tackle Tatsuki, but they seem to be colliding with each other. Erland, for his part, seems to be trying to get lost in the crowd again... he almost succeeds, in fact, but Tatsuki can find those tacky pants and shirt trying to get around not far away from her if she's perceptive.::

[PERCEPTIVE LIKE A

... actually not perceptive at all, so she's just going to charge into the crowd and start searching people.]

::I meant the crowd of armor things. Which are still trying to grab Tatsuki. Indeed, they're actually being kind of nice, they aren't trying to punch, stab, or seriously injure her at all. ...well, except maybe for the tackling.::

::...where was I? Oh yes, Erland. He's probably walking circles around Tatsuki at this point. Circle strafe for the win!::

Hold still!

[ATTEMPTING A LEG SWEEP fuck off armor guys >:|!!!]

::The armor guys fall over quite nicely!::

::...except they fall all over Tatsuki.::

::...also they're kind of heavy.::

::On the other hand, Erland is now singing, likely to rub in the trouble Tatsuki is having.

♪While strolling through the park one day~♫

Aaargh! Ptolemys, get him!

[She has placed down a table and summoned a monster from it! IT IS A HUGE SPACE DRAGON TRYING TO CLAW ERLAND AND HIS ARMOR.

... unfortunately, it's still purely Solid Vision.]

::...still, solid vision can sting a bit, so Erland tries to dodge it, succeeding sporadically.::

This is getting kind of silly. I wonder if I overdid it... You surprised me a bit there, so I might have overestimated you.

::The armors around and/or on Tatsuki loose their hardness, and take the consistency of a sticky paste. This gives Tatsuki some amount of movement, but makes it hard for her to actually get at Erland.::

::Meanwhile, besides for a few suits that stay behind, most of the other suits of armor go away. Erland strides over to appraise the sticky situation, keeping a (relatively) safe distance.::

Overestimated?! Why don't you come say that where I can reach you, you wuss!

[Struggling against the sticky, but she seems reluctant to leave her table thing alone!]

Though... I honestly expected to catch you like this sooner... Oh well, I suppose all's well that ends well.

...hmm... A solid vision table... don't think I've seen one of those before... might be nice...

::Erland gets a bit closer, though just out of punching range... he's looking at the table like he's thinking about something... like maybe nicking off with it.::

Now, Gredi!

[SUDDENLY: constellar lady on the table trying to smack Erland in the gut with her staff.

Also as a note, the table only really has a small disk for a solid part, the rest is a projection of energy like the Tenors' disks. Very clearly not present technology. If Erland gives a shit about that thing, being the Erebus bastard that he is.]

::The staff swings through Erland's gut, barely causing him to shift his weight.::

Come now, that's just petty.

...the table is interesting, though... ... and look at that, you have a collar and cuffs... I should wonder if you aren't a convict somewhere...

::Erland hops up, and floats just above the very sticky Tatsuki, getting a better look at her collar.::

... Ptolemys, get him!

[(solid vision) DRAGON ATTACK

as a matter of fact, the collar and cuffs are the kind used by Endymion to restrain criminals and rampaging magic beasts. There is some seriously heavy-duty sealing magic on all pieces of this ensemble. This is the kind of sealing magic that holds apocalypses at bay and keeps a god immobile.

Basically, shit be fucking nuts.]

::All that Erland really gets is that there's some heavy sealing magic on them. ...the girl is kind of an idiot... perhaps they sealed away something inside of her... or perhaps she herself was evil, and they sealed her power and memories away. Either way, Erland isn't exactly THAT anxious for a fight. Toying with a bull headed girl is one thing, a serious fight is quite another.::

::He does run a finger down her spine, though, like the creep that he is.::

Now now... struggling like that won't get you anywhere... and honestly, it just looks bad.

::Erland floats back in front of the Tatsuki.::

[Okay, when she feels a finger on her spine, she's just going to jump forward onto her table and flip herself upwards, turning her momentum into an upward heel kick aimed for where she thinks Erland's balls are.]

::Oh! Erland wasn't expecting that!::

::..unfortunately for Tatsuki, he was already starting to float off, so she just barely misses.::

...oh dear, that was a bit close... I'll give you points for persistence, I suppose.

[DAMMIT]

Get down here so I can beat you up properly, you pervert!

Mmm... no, I'm not into that... and while you are kind of cute in an odd, empty headed sort of way... you really just aren't my type.

...also, what are you, like 14? Way too young.

I think I'll just be on my way, and leave you frustrated and feeling helpless... at least that way I'll have had some fun~♥

::And true to his word, he strolls off, whistling to himself. A few moments after he gets out of sight, all the stickiness vanishes, and Tatsuki is free to go about her day.::