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With patience that now is quite frayed.
His control has slowly decayed...
So out for a stroll;
For danger he'll troll...
And maybe find beasts to be slayed.


(([OOC notes:]
Erland is rather agitated right now, so if you throw a character which is likely to agitate him further, they are likely to lose limbs, and possibly die, so if you want to keep them in one piece, or at all for that matter, don't throw an antagonist here.

On the other hand, villains or monsters or whatever can be offed are welcomed and in fact encouraged. Also, non-antagonists are welcome to be thrown as well... he just might be rather gruff with them.

Erland has access to both DA island and Domino park, and will be taking at least one stroll in each location, so feel free to use whoever.

Cheers!))

Date: 2009-01-09 10:25 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com
Oh my god Erland this Black Ptera is TRYING TO GET YOU INVOLVED IN A PYRAMID SCAM.

Date: 2009-01-10 02:04 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pureplainpatron.livejournal.com
::Erland grins an evil grin, a powerful dark aura forming around him.::

Date: 2009-01-10 03:23 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com
"And so you see, the more people you get involved, the more money you m-" Blink blink. "Uhhhhhhhhh."

Date: 2009-01-10 03:31 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pureplainpatron.livejournal.com
You don't have any family... right~?

Date: 2009-01-10 04:42 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com
"....yeah, I...don't really wanna talk about it."

Date: 2009-01-10 04:47 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pureplainpatron.livejournal.com
...wow. Kinda... sucks to be you, doesn't it?

::Walking towards the Ptera.::

Date: 2009-01-10 06:22 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pureplainpatron.livejournal.com
So why do you do this pyramid scheme stuff, anyway?

Why not a real job?

::Pretty much standing right beside it at this point.::

Date: 2009-01-10 06:49 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com
"....well, I flunked out of Cretaceous University...I was over 50,000 dollars in debt...then I saw an infomercial for this pyramid scheme...and I figured if I was working one from the other side, I could get out of debt."

Date: 2009-01-10 07:10 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pureplainpatron.livejournal.com
...wow, that'll never work.

You'll always be at the base. Only the guys at the top ever get rich.

Date: 2009-01-10 07:19 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com
"Oh, no, this isn't that one. I started my own pyramid scheme! This time, I am the top!"

Date: 2009-01-10 07:45 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pureplainpatron.livejournal.com
...oh! Well then.

I assume you'll hire telemarketers and the works?

Date: 2009-01-10 07:52 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com
"Well, yeah, that's what I was doing right here before you started with the...freaky aura thing."

Date: 2009-01-10 07:53 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pureplainpatron.livejournal.com
Huh... well, see, I have this scheme of my own, you see.

Date: 2009-01-10 08:14 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pureplainpatron.livejournal.com
Well, I was looking for an aggressive monster to let a little 'steam' off on. Bonus for swarms.

Date: 2009-01-10 08:37 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com
"....oh."

He seems a touch nervous now.

Date: 2009-01-10 08:38 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pureplainpatron.livejournal.com
::Erland grins a friendly but very creepy grin.::

Oh good, you're aware of your position.

Date: 2009-01-10 08:44 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com
"...I am now, thanks to your spot-on description."

Date: 2009-01-10 08:45 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pureplainpatron.livejournal.com
You seem a bit pitiful, though...

...and sentient... not exactly what I had in mind...

Date: 2009-01-10 09:01 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pureplainpatron.livejournal.com
::Erland forms a scythe full of that dark aura from before. The grass where he rests it withers and dies.::

Care to prove otherwise~?

Date: 2009-01-10 09:05 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pureplainpatron.livejournal.com
I was afraid of that.

Though, since you ARE sentient, I suppose it's worth giving you a chance to direct me to more... fertile hunting grounds.

Date: 2009-01-10 09:10 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com
"I'lltellyoueverythingIknowjustpleaseputthescytheaway"

Date: 2009-01-10 09:11 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pureplainpatron.livejournal.com
And have you backstab me like a good pyramid schemer?

I don't think so~

ONLY TOOK ME THREE TRIES.

Date: 2009-01-10 09:35 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] duelacademynpcs.livejournal.com
"o-okay, okay..." deep breath "Okay."

"There's a rumor going around. About some guy. Killing monsters and devouring them. He doesn't stay in one place, but rumor has it he grabs monsters from around the park or the college, drags them into alleys and kills them there..."

Deeep sigh. "I heard a scream off in the distance about a week ago...I flew off in the other direction as fast as I could."

Date: 2009-01-11 07:07 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pureplainpatron.livejournal.com
...not really hunting big game.

Besides, from the description it might be an acquaintance of mine.

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